Ohio weather follows no pattern |
The Ohio River near Paducah, Kentucky - 1918 |
The Old Believer Theory
Simon Petr, leader of the Old Believers, placed the blame for weather conditions squarely on the shoulders of the village's Polish Catholics.
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It was the coldest February in memory. During the day tree limbs burst like rifle
shots and at night the stars whispered their deadly song. Simon Petr greeted the phenomena by again
donning sackcloth and parading through Unkurda announcing yet another sign of
End Time. He attributed the temperature's plunge to divine wrath. “Tis,” he proclaimed in a deep, Biblical
tone, “more of God's displeasure with the unbelievers' Christmas Tide and the
daily blasphemy of the Catholics.”
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The Ohio River frozen over - 1918 |
The Orthodox Theory
The followers of the Orthodox religion blamed the cold on Red and White atrocities.
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The Orthodox believed the reasons for God's punishment
were legion. The Tsar and his family, “may
God have mercy on their souls,” had been slaughtered, churches defiled,
uncountable innocent men hanged, women outraged and children starved.
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Armored Czech Legion Train - 1918 |
The Catholic Theory
Unlike the other religions, the Catholics did not single out one group, but laid the blame at the feet of mankind.
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Even the Catholics agreed the cold was God's
doing, though they did not point an accusing finger. The depths of man's sins they said, were vast beyond
forgiveness. However, instead of
sending down fire and brimstone like He had on Sodom and Gomorrah, The Almighty
was sending down ice and snow.
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The Front |
The Freethinkers
Those who chose reason over religion found the source of their misery in scientific facts.
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“God's wrath?
Ridiculous,” the freethinkers of the village responded. “We may as well wear animal hides and
sacrifice virgins like our prehistoric ancestors. True, man is responsible for the horrid weather but not by
sinning.” Their explanation was
scientific. It was the war. The smoke and dust from tens of thousands of
cannons and uncounted burning farms, villages and cities had clouded the sky
and was shielding the sun's warmth.
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I couldn't find a suitable climate change cartoon online, so I created my own.
Original by Me |
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